The CDC Issues New Mask Guidelines | Tarana Burke and Brene Brown

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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The CDC rolls out relaxed COVID-19 guidelines for mask-wearing, Dulce Sloan gives unsung women rappers their due, and Tarana Burke and Dr. Brene Brown discuss "You Are Your Best Thing." To help One Tree Planted cultivate a healthier climate, protect global biodiversity, restore forests, create jobs and build communities, please give what you can at dailyshow.com/OneTreePlanted. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:03.7	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.7	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:10.3	Today is Tuesday, April 27th, a really special day in history, because you realize on this
0:15.9	date, in 2017, the Fire Festival began.
0:21.3	Yes, all of us were shocked by a man who considered giving oral sex in exchange for bottle
0:27.2	water until last year when we all considered giving oral sex in exchange for clerks' wipes,
0:32.1	toilet paper, and also bottled water.
0:35.6	What a life it's been.
0:36.9	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, the CDC's exciting and confusing new mask guidelines
0:43.0	Dulce Sloan gives female MCs their due and will count every person in the United States.
0:49.9	So let's do this, people.
0:51.1	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:55.7	Some Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
1:00.3	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
1:03.6	Here's an edition.
1:06.7	Let's kick things off with the census.
1:09.4	It's how the US government says everyone in the country makes some noise.
1:14.5	Every ten years, the census determines how many people are in the country, and then how
1:20.1	many congressional seats each state gets, and of course, which city gets a real housewives.
1:27.1	And now the 2020 numbers are officially out.
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