State of Black S**t 2021 | Anthony Mackie

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Fox News pundits spread wild myths about President Biden, Roy Wood Jr. delivers his annual State of Black S**t address, and Anthony Mackie discusses "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier." To help One Tree Planted cultivate a healthier climate, protect global biodiversity, restore forests, create jobs and build communities, please give what you can at dailyshow.com/OneTreePlanted. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.2	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.6	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:09.9	Today is Wednesday, April 28th,
0:12.8	which means we are smack dab in the middle of World Immunization Week.
0:17.9	So remember, be sure to leave out a tray of milk and cookies
0:22.3	so that when Dr. Fauci comes down your chimney, he'll leave you a vaccine.
0:26.2	Instead of banging your mom, he's the world's sexiest man who can do anything these days.
0:29.9	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, we look at Joe Biden's real accomplishments.
0:34.2	Roy Wood Jr. tells us the state of black shit
0:36.9	and why the COVID vaccine could get you drunk.
0:40.2	So, let's do this, people.
0:42.0	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:46.4	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:50.6	This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.
0:54.3	Here's a dish.
0:55.5	Let's kick things off with the coronavirus vaccine.
1:00.0	The thing that's responsible for the most welcome stabbing spree in history.
1:03.8	More than 40% of Americans have now gotten at least one dose of the vaccine.
1:08.4	But there are still a lot of people out there who have yet to roll up their sleeves.
1:13.4	And maybe it's because they only believe that the vaccine is dangerous.
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