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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Well, hello! |
| 0:06.0 | What's going on, everybody? |
| 0:08.0 | I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:11.7 | Today is Monday, April 26th, and yes, we are back, baby. |
| 0:15.7 | We were off the air last week, so I could finally get some spring cleaning done, and you know, |
| 0:20.0 | it is amazing what you discover when you actually clean your place. |
| 0:23.0 | Like, I found a piece of bat jerky in my couch, which is insane, because the last time I |
| 0:28.9 | had bat jerky was like, end of 2019, maybe early... |
| 0:33.9 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:34.9 | Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, we catch up on our favorite moments from the Oscars. |
| 0:42.5 | Michael Costa takes a close look at feet, and why India's corona problem could soon become |
| 0:48.4 | everyone's corona problem. |
| 0:50.8 | So let's do this, people. |
| 0:52.0 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:56.6 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 1:01.2 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 1:04.6 | Here's an edition. |
| 1:07.4 | Let's kick things off with the Oscars, the biggest night of the year for Hollywood, and |
| 1:12.1 | for people who manufacture red copets. |
| 1:14.4 | Now, despite the pandemic shaking everything up, the Oscars pulled off a lot of cool moments |
| 1:19.1 | last night. |
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