The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

There's a lot of coronavirus conspiracy theories floating around. But this has to be the most... specific. Confirmed fan fave Todd McClintock is back in the Lizard Lair and he's got a theory about why we're all taking selfies in our homemade masks. See, Todd thinks that the people behind this jury-rigged mask culture may be the last people you'd expect - casting directors! Could these mysterious Hollywood power players be subtly influencing us all to slap a bandanna on instead of a surgical mask so they can cast us in the next big-budged western? Will your fuzzy scarf that you threw on for a trip to a grocery store land you the lead in Lifetime's next feel-good Christmas movie?? Why not!

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0:00.0	The I love that.
0:13.0	that the golf courses are public parks on the weekends and then during the weekday they are
0:19.6	golf courses.
0:20.6	I love that for them and like that's where that's like no that's what the
0:28.7	ground is like in Scotland it's like you're dead springy grass.
0:33.0	Yeah, their courses are much more natural looking and like mogly and rocky and stuff.
0:38.6	Mowgli.
0:39.6	If you're in the Olympics, do you think your sport would be moguls Todd? I want to yes and
0:48.0	this but no I have to be honest And I don't think that my...
0:52.8	Improv is bad now, and I don't think that I would do moguls.
0:56.2	What would you do?
0:57.2	Okay. Um, like if I had to pick a sport and just commit to it, I think it would be a long jump skiing and here's why.
1:06.5	Because I think it's just a matter of you just squat and you go.
1:11.6	And you got to lean way forward lean way forward and then you
1:16.0	land it and I kind of like that it's like life or death you're done you could just fall 12 stories and fucking just splatter yourself.
1:27.0	It makes all the other sports in the Olympics like the long jump and like the skeleton
1:31.9	those like super dangerous high speed things
1:34.6	are incredible to watch and like it makes you think like oh so
1:38.8	archery like yes it takes talent but you know who's in peril.
1:43.6	Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm always afraid for the ice losers.
1:47.6	Oh, scary. They're going so fast. Why do they do that?
1:51.8	That's not good.
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