Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Have you ever slowed a Nicki Minaj song way down and listened to the vocals? No? That's ok, why would you. But someone did, and that gave birth to a conspiracy theory so strange, so confusing, so thrilling, that we simply had to cover it. Some people think that Nicki sounds a whole lot like a sped up Jay-Z, and the delightful Angela Gulner is back on the pod to convince us all that Mr. Carter actually IS the Harajuku Barbie. Angela suspects that together with a team of discreet model/actors and producers, Jay-Z has pulled off the greatest artistic stunt of our generation by creating the truly brilliant and bizarre female rapper character called Nicki Minaj.

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0:00.0	The Sometimes it can be really good because I get really excited and like very hyper-focused
0:21.6	but then I do then the burnout. So I've been sort of like exploring that
0:25.6	burnout cycle and I think we're starting to have this conversation about that
0:30.2	this pandemic is showing us that hustle culture doesn't work and just like how exhausting it is and I feel like I'm starting to learn that in later days quarantine which it might not be the later days we might be mid I don't know what we are this I think this might be the exact middle of quarantine yeah so
0:49.3	Or like the end of the first third. Yeah, oh God.
0:54.0	I'm learning the importance of rest now.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Yeah.
0:59.0	I too, I have also like, I used to be uncomfortable with having like a whole afternoon with
1:04.2	nothing to do and I'd be like I shouldn't I shouldn't be I shouldn't be watching TV
1:08.0	during the day I need to I got to go out got to go and do something and now that like nothing is happening there's got to go and do something. And now that like nothing is happening, there's nowhere to go.
1:15.6	You know, obviously this is coming from a place of privilege, but like, it's, I all of a sudden have
1:20.8	discovered like, no, I actually can just fucking relax.
1:25.6	Yeah.
1:26.6	Just do nothing and I won't die.
1:30.3	It's weird.
1:31.3	Picking at my skin. Yeah.
1:33.0	Just for something to do.
1:34.0	Have you done any of the like banana bread tie dye?
1:38.0	Yes.
1:40.0	I've been doing some baking.
1:41.0	Right now I am about to start resin pouring.
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