The caravan of love & other tales
Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Step into the confessional for the latest hilarity on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a world of mischief and moral dilemmas. From Barty’s cheeky phone renaming mishap during a garden party to Dermot’s unforgettable French lesson, these confessions will have you in stitches.
Plus Steve shares his cringe-worthy outburst during an important NHS meeting that didn’t go as planned and The Keymaster of ’94 has a holiday camp hiccup involving some very vigourous activity. Join us for a delightful mix of laughter and jaw-dropping revelations.
Have a hilarious confession of your own? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk and join the fun!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Next. |
| 0:01.3 | One cheesy beef patty, please. |
| 0:03.5 | No cheesy beef. |
| 0:04.9 | Okay, just beef then. |
| 0:07.0 | No just beef. |
| 0:08.7 | Jerk chicken? |
| 0:09.7 | That done. |
| 0:10.6 | Salt fish? |
| 0:11.6 | Fresh out. |
| 0:13.3 | Kalaloo? |
| 0:14.8 | Right. |
| 0:15.9 | What do you have then? |
| 0:17.5 | Pumpkin. |
| 0:18.8 | Last one. |
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