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Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Step into the confessional for the exciting premiere of Season 7 of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they kick off the new season with a delightful mix of hilarious confessions and unexpected anecdotes.
This week, we hear from an anonymous former social work student who accidentally picked up the wrong child—an incident from the 1980s that left everyone breathless! Plus, Sid’s humorous dilemma in a Marks & Spencer lingerie section has everyone in stitches, along with Marjorie's shocking culinary confession involving cat food and a pie. There's also a bonus confession from the Crypt involving Private Paul's Army Medical.
Get ready for laughter, chaos, and a sprinkle of moral pondering. Tune in for the ride of your life! Want to confess? Send your stories to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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| 0:54.3 | Step into our confessal. Confess all. We Rayo original podcast. Step into our confessional. |
| 0:56.4 | Confess all. |
| 0:57.4 | We won't tell anyone. |
| 0:59.0 | Just the entire nation. |
| 1:01.1 | From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions. |
| 1:05.7 | Welcome back to the first episode of Season 7 of the best podcast of all time, number one in all the charts |
| 1:13.1 | on every measurement and in every territory. |
| 1:16.8 | Season 7, so, because everyone listening at home, we didn't stop, did we really? We kept going. |
| 1:23.1 | So season 7 had it, how long we've been here? |
| 1:26.4 | That feels, have we been here for seven years? |
| 1:28.8 | No. No, but we started, I think, on season five. |
| 1:33.2 | We started on season five? |
| 1:36.0 | We did, yes. Because there was a Confessions podcast |
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