Ca plane pour moi & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for an uproarious new episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, the collective dives into hilarious mishaps and unforgettable tales that will leave you chuckling.

First up is Sinbad’s 1984 Sea Cadet saga, where ambitions collide with reality in a brilliantly crafted prank involving a fake letter from the Navy. Then, listen in as Nigel recalls the chaos of a school trip to Belgium that takes an unexpected twist, fueled by a toy pistol misunderstanding. Stephanie is looking for some forgiveness for some Birthday buffoonery on a bully.

And finally, Ian shares his comical running faux pas that leads to unintended recognition for his wife.

Get ready for laughter, a sprinkle of moral reflection, and, of course, a good dose of fun! Have a wild confession? Reach out at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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1:01.0	From Greatest Hits Radio.
1:03.2	Simon Mayo's Confessions.
1:05.4	Okay, we'll gather round.
1:06.5	Pull up a pew because once again, it's time for the nation's guilty secrets to be unveiled in the
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1:25.0	yeah just Central Europe yeah just Central Asia as well couldn. Yeah, we could just say Europe, couldn't we? Yeah, we could just say that. The Western bit. The Western Europe, they decided first. Then then Eastern Europe. Gradually went east and then it's spread around the globe. Right. Okay. We're up and coming in Asia. We're not there in Asia. I can actually, maybe next time I'll give you the heat map of where people do listen to us.
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