The Canter's Larry Tales

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2014

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells of his triumphant return to the famous Canter's Deli in Los Angeles, where he darkened the door every morning during his early years in town. He talks about his father's unsuccessful attempts to induce labor on his Mom and how he didn't speak for the first four years of his life. Quote Of The Week: "Nothing was happening. I was not coming out."

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital. Hey you guys guys it's me Allison from Allison Rosen is your new best friend
0:16.7	I'm sitting here with this week's guest Jerry Ferrara Jerry why should they
0:20.3	listen this week they should listen because I drove here to do the podcast with a broken rib and they should totally
0:25.6	find out how I broke my rib.
0:28.0	Subscribe to Allison Rosen is your new best friend on iTunes or go to Allison Rosen.
0:31.7	New episodes every Monday and Thursday.
0:33.4	I love you.
0:34.4	Allison's your new best friend.
0:37.0	From Level 5 City in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who always wanted food named after them.
1:10.0	Hi folks and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller. I Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and you know something
1:17.6	yes they get better every week playing that music and this week especially because that's of course the Milton Miller Orchestra
1:24.8	and the Sabrina Miller dancers featuring boy tenor Colonel Jeff Fox
1:30.0	asking the musical question if cats are so wimpy how come there are four NFL football teams named after cats?
1:41.0	Well first of all that's a heck of a question, I think. I didn't know how many NFL teams
1:48.9	were named after Cats, and so in fact I said to the colonel when he just gave me that question a few minutes ago
1:56.4	I said oh you what are what are the what are the teams named after cats he said well
2:12.7	the lions of the I said, wow, how do you like that? That's pretty good. Now technically, I said to them, those are cats, those are felines and everything,
2:18.1	but it's not house cats, it's not like sit on your lap and pet the cat. It could be but only once. That would be
2:27.0	that would be a very difficult lap sit for you very soon. But in any case I didn't know that how do you like that they tough
2:37.0	cats are named for football teams or the other way around and football teams are named for tough cats and
2:47.3	That as the colonel mentioned
2:50.3	birds are very popular for football team names, the Cardinals, the Seahawks, the Eagles, and the Falcons, and the Falcons, and this is all him knowing this he's a football fan and a cat fan I guess right and
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