the calm before the wedding

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

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🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

it’s officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackout—this time, on purpose—so that she can hear, but then forget, Halley’s maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their wedding-savvy friend Kian.

with a jam-packed week ahead, Halley shares her excitement and nerves, while Jaz grapples with unpredictable alcohol tolerance levels and a sleepover with Halley’s dog, Oslo. things get unfiltered fast during this week’s B***hing Hour—Jaz vents about online haters accusing her of “bad omens,” her ongoing real estate nightmare, and much more. Halley adds her own grievances, including the shock of discovering her couch covered in what she thought was sand… but wasn’t.

this episode is all about the build-up to what has now been called, the royal wedding. if you’re in it for the calm before the storm (or the wedding in this case), pour a drink, pick a comfortable spot, and enjoy the mayhem.

Timestamps:

0:06 - Jaz blacking out

6:04 - Bitching hour

13:42 - Propaganda we aren’t falling for

34:22 - What are your ins and outs of living in NYC

37:35 - Going on trips with friends

39:46 - Hot takes on influencer marketing

43:15 - Sharpay’s daughter

46:01 - What was your worst era of life?

52:07 - Where do you think our friendship will be in 5 years?

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0:00.0	Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie.
0:16.1	And I'm Jazz. Guys, I'm flacked out again.
0:20.0	Oh, I thought you were going to say it's wedding week. It is wedding week,
0:22.6	but like, I did again on intent, so actually, this time was on purpose, which sounds bad,
0:31.8	but Hallie knows that I have a lot of boundaries and some boundaries I have, maybe a little bit
0:37.3	random. And she kind of wanted to run her maid of honor speech by me and I was, knows that I have a lot of boundaries and some boundaries I have maybe a little bit random and
0:37.9	she kind of wanted to run her made of honor speech by me and I was dying to hear it so my solution
0:43.5	was if I black out you can do it and I won't remember it um I was kind of joking when I said that
0:50.8	but then I went to dinner I was just so grateful to be around my friends.
0:56.1	And we just had many, many rounds. And before I knew it, I was blacked out.
1:01.6	She was. Honestly, I don't even, like, you say you were blacked out at that point. Like,
1:05.9	I didn't even think you were blacked out. You just simply weren't listening because every
1:08.8	line I would say, she would just start screaming words and then start talking to Kevin and being like oh you have to clarify I'm not
1:15.5	screaming words like I'm just like you were heckling me is what I mean like like like I'm saying I was
1:20.5	like saying a line and then you'd be like remind me of something I'd be like oh like jazz my best
1:24.8	friend then you'd be like we are best. We used to go out all the time.
1:29.4	And like, it just like, then you'd start going on a tangent.
1:32.0	And so I was just like, I literally was like reading it to Kian because Kian's been to a lot of
1:35.5	weddings.
1:35.9	Our friend Kian, you guys know him by now.
1:38.1	He's been on the podcast.
1:39.2	But he's been to a lot of weddings, so his approval met a lot to me. And he said it was a great stage.
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