pre-wedding catch up
Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 22 May 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.
they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they can—raw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.
it’s a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami.
Timestamps:
0:30 - F1 and Miami trip
9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime
15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour
29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding
36:33 - Would you be able to date me?
39:32 - Is being nice to someone you don’t like being fake?
49:47 - Compliments and what people say
51:32 - Being an influencer
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. |
| 0:15.5 | I'm Jazz. So good to see you. |
| 0:19.2 | So good to see you. We spent the weekend apart. |
| 0:21.4 | Kind of the whole week. Kind of the whole week. |
| 0:22.4 | Kind of the whole week. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, that's so true. |
| 0:23.7 | We really did. |
| 0:24.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.2 | I needed a break from you. |
| 0:26.4 | It was just like too much. |
| 0:27.4 | I needed a break from life after fucking Miami and that travel day. |
| 0:30.8 | Guys, I'm going to be so for real. I know we talk about blacking out on here and we always are like, oh, we use the term loose league, we don't do that. |
| 0:38.2 | I did that. |
| 0:44.8 | On Friday and maybe, keep in mind, like, ever since dry January, my tolerance is just like been much lower and I haven't really gone out out like we have, but I haven't, but I've |
| 0:50.5 | gotten sick from barely drinking. |
| 0:52.6 | This time, I had quite a bit to drink. I don't think |
| 0:57.7 | you had that much. I just think it's a dangerous game to dabble in the martinis, no matter what. |
| 1:01.5 | Especially some martinis were my drink of choice. And you started with like three, which I feel like is a scary. |
| 1:08.1 | And honestly, I was blacked out after those three. I'm going to be so for real because |
| 1:11.8 | the next day I'm asking how like, I'm trying to put the pieces together. I'm like, what |
| 1:16.6 | happened? We went to dinner and I had those drinks. Apparently, we went to another dinner. |
| 1:22.0 | And she didn't know that. I have zero recollection of this other dinner. And I know I was |
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