she’s a wife now
Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 5 June 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
she’s officially a wife and the wedding of the year has happened—welcome back to delusional diaries, where Halley and Jaz are recapping every single chaotic, emotional, hilarious moment from the big day. from wedding blackouts to maid-of-honor speech shenanigans, this episode is what happens when two best friends survive a wedding weekend and live to tell the tale.
the girls kick things off with post-wedding reflections—did Jaz feel “the shift” after getting married? spoiler: not exactly. they break down the welcome party hangovers, viral tiktoks, the mcdonald’s at the afterparty, a very controversial bouquet toss, and the iconic dessert room that’s still living rent-free in everyone’s mind. Halley shares what it’s like watching your best friend get married, and Jaz dishes out the one piece of advice she’d give every future bride…
from content strategy secrets to guest list regrets, drunken debriefs, and the existential dread of returning to real life after the party ends, this episode is everything you didn’t see on the instagram grid or the for you page. stream it now for all the delusional, newlywed energy you didn’t know you needed.
Timestamps
0:15 - Jaz is a wife
12:14 - Halley’s tips on writing a maid of honor speech
14:30 - All wedding questions answered
40:40 - What happened to Halley’s gift for Jaz?
46:00 - Halley’s perspective on having a wedding
49:29 - How did Jaz decide on who gets a plus one at her wedding
51:46 - Did Jaz have a last dance with Kevin?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. |
| 0:17.0 | And I'm Jazz. |
| 0:18.1 | And she's a wife. |
| 0:19.1 | I am a wife. That's so crazy. |
| 0:20.9 | That's insane. |
| 0:21.6 | It's been over a week of marriage. |
| 0:23.3 | Yeah? |
| 0:24.0 | Which is. |
| 0:25.5 | That's crazy. |
| 0:26.3 | How's it going? |
| 0:27.4 | Great. |
| 0:28.0 | Do you feel the shift? |
| 0:29.3 | Everyone that I saw prior to like me getting married is like, you're going to feel |
| 0:33.0 | this shift once you're married. |
| 0:34.3 | And I'm like, I don't get the shift at all still don't get the shift |
| 0:37.9 | to be honest I don't know what they really mean by that I think maybe but everyone's like you're |
| 0:42.4 | gonna feel this this insane I'm like I don't get it yeah I think some people but teach their own |
| 0:47.6 | change when they get married like maybe they like move in together or whatever yeah which |
| 0:51.5 | maybe I feel like you were already married, to be honest. |
| 0:56.7 | Yeah. I feel like that's why I don't feel the shift. |
| 0:58.6 | But love my husband. |
| 0:59.1 | That's my man. |
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