New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

That rock-line alley show.

About to do another shot.

Shot roulette continuing.

If you're keeping track, I'm down one tequila shot, one raw egg shot already. Jake's been doing shots as well, some random alcohol from Thailand he drank and some ginger shot. We've got 20 different things that we can be pulling out of the sombrero and that will determine what we drink. But as we look over our shoulders right there, there he is, setting up the bar. It's going to be a good time, good day today,

and we'll be nice and hammered by the time we go across the street to Disconso.

Today I'm actually not going to drive there.

I'm going to walk there because I plan on.

Because you won't be able to drive. Because I won't be able to drive legally at that point. So for everyone who is easily offended, perhaps today is not the right show for you.

As somebody who gets offended on behalf of other people, I am so offended that nobody called in to be offended on my behalf. I'm never going to listen to your show ever again. I get it. I hear you. That's a lot of people have been complaining as of late for a variety of things that have happened. Ali, I'm going to tell you this tale as a cautionary tale, and I know that it's too late for you to undo what you're already doing. Allie, hopefully we'll find out that in the next 48 hours, if she is pregnant with her second child, and it's been a emotional roller coaster from when she first got impregnated and shared that news with us on the air, and then the sperm tank came back in here for round two. Round two didn't take. Yeah. I did a live pregnancy test on the air and it was negative. Yeah, and you were sad. I couldn't see when you got the results. You looked in your face like disappointed. And I was like, that must mean she's pregnant. But it was a sad disappointment. Well, there's also shock and sadness regardless of the outcome.

If it doesn't take this time, how many chances do you have?

Well, if this one doesn't take them, we have two more chance.

We have two more embryos.

And then if we wanted to, we could do this whole process all over again if those don't take, which is, yes, is really hard to think about.

Right.

But this one is, I mean, you've got two more after this.

I've got two more healthy ones after this.

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