The Force Is With Vanessa Who Got Kicked Out Of A Bar (FULL SHOW 5/4)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Happy Birthday Vanessa! She celebrated by going out for drunk Karaoke Saturday night which resulted in throwing up behind a tree, blacking out, and getting kicked out of the bar for being too inebriated. Hear the story and also clips of her singing Karaoke throughout today's show. Klein is back from an obligatory family trip to the East Coast, and the pilot on his flight back exhibited some very odd behavior before and during the flight. Also, in memory of Spirit Airlines going away we did a round of Don't Be A Dick: Passengers! Lots of great nominees poured in, including the person who keeps their window shade up on that 7am flight home from Vegas. We kicked off Mother's Day week by hearing the worst advice your mom has ever given you & we heard some great stories, including a mom giving her kid valium before her driving test and a mom who told her own kid to drop out of high school. If you're in LA, stop by our Viva Klein Ally Show Cinco De Mayo event tomorrow at Descanso in Mid-Wilshire! Festivities begin at 11am, we'll have live music from Panic Hispanic, and the first 106 people get limited edition merch, a free taco, and maybe even MORE thanks to Blind Charlie.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Gran and Ali?
0:32.3	Are you ready?
0:34.3	Hello, crying and alley, you little bitch.
0:41.7	Grand and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like things about you too much. Good morning, everybody. Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:48.1	Be about Clive and Alley show. Let's get the still shouted. The show started.
0:55.1	The show started.
0:57.4	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.3	Three, two, one.
1:02.7	And here we go.
1:07.2	What the hell goes it? Sometimes I need a good reason to get out of bed.
1:10.6	Got sleep in my eyes, loud in my head.
1:13.6	I need a shot of something to make my motor goes.
1:18.6	It's the coffee!
1:19.6	It's the coffee!
1:20.6	So I turn on the climbing alley show.
1:24.6	I got gas.
1:26.6	Funk, come. Give me some flying. I got gas Come on a lot of show
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