New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous J.L.

Happy Cigna Mio, just after 10 o'clock, which means in an hour we'll be going across the street for a Cinco de Mayo hang, Klein Alley Show Viva, Klein Alley Show Cincoo.

While you're there, you'll be able to apparently rub my bald head and also get yourself some limited edition Klein Alley Show merch, gourmet tacos, and shots, live music, a manic-Hispanic

will be there, and a Vanessa Impression contest for her birthday and her Kinsina, a chance for you to win

access to the social D show happening tonight back at K-Rox, In-N-Out Burger Soundspace. So,

lots of opportunities to win stuff, and hopefully we see you mid- Miracle Mile Wiltshire Boulevard in an hour. I was just told that people have already started to line up for the events. How do you feel? You feel drunk? Yeah, I did a bunch of shots during the last break. I think you've had three or four by now. No, no, more than that. Then I went out there and then Swave Agave's been giving me a little extra stuff under the table.

Good for him. Some of the good stuff. He's making sure everybody in this building is well taken care of. I'm covered in hair right now. Blind Charlie has left the studio. I haven't seen yet the final product. But Ali is, you're all doing the same stuff to me right now that we did to Jake when blind Charlie cut his hair where we knew it looked terrible. This is it nowhere close. And we all said to Jake Jake you know what you actually pull it off it looks pretty good on you look I'm hearing the same That was such BS. My was all like patchy and all messed up. It was so funny I'm'm hearing the same. I'm hearing you. Yours looks like an actual haircut. Somebody put it side by side on the socials. I'm hearing the same. I'm hearing the same. I'm hearing the same. I don't think like radiation. And you look like a guy who just like paid for a haircut. I was like in Chernobyl and you just went to a barber. Jake's did look post-apocalyptic. But also keep in mind, that's Jake's whole vibe. I mean, it's not just the... My whole vibe's Chernobyl? Yes, it is. Always. Yeah, we've always known that. And the difference, Klein, is that we were lying to Jake.

We're not lying to you. It feels, I need to get honest, Ange. Omar's the only guy that was honest. He said it looks fine. I couldn't be more honest. It looks great. Yeah, bro, you look good, man. You look good, man. No, but I'm actually like, oh, Daniel's going to love your haircut.

Like, get ready for tonight, Clyde.

I think your wife has some competition because Vanessa's feeling it. I'm trying to, I need Klein to feel confident. He is our leader. Hey, Vanessa, in all seriousness, if I approach you at a bar right now. No, Klein. If you had tried the scenario. If you had a pick between him and Mr. Chernobyl, who would you want to do with? I don't know who that is. Jake. Oh. None of the above. No. Send up and see forever. Come on, Chernobyl. That's good for my confidence. I really appreciate that. You know, every week around this time, we share with you an old people secret so we can help you live forever. And then last week, we learned that there's an organization that keeps track of all of the old people. And they're the ones that officially determine who is the current oldest person on the planet. Longevequist. We thought it was made up. It sounded so unbelievable. Well, it turns out not only is it real, but we're available. But we have the CEO of Long GevaQuest to join us on K. Rock, which we will do in a moment and figure out if these old people's secrets are actually useful. And that's happening in exactly two minutes after sublime. I'm Kay Rock. Kay Rock Klein Ali's show. Another round of shot roulette coming up. Suave-gave here. Pouring us delicious drinks. Just brought Ali another one with that syringe floating in it. Ali's chugging these. Ali's are virgin, by the way. These are mock tales because she could be pregnant right now as we celebrate to Cinco de Mayo and yes, Allie did say that we can name her next.

If she is pregnant, which we'll find out later this week, she's going to give us the power to name her next baby.

I never said that. No. Omar, didn't you hear her say that? No. I do remember that. No, you don't, Omar.

Nobody remembers any of that. You're all drunk. I'm the only sober person here. I remember. We're feeling it. Nobody remembers any of that. I remember that. You're all drunk.

Maybe we are. I'm the only sober person here. I remember.

We're feeling it. Nobody's name and crap. So I put my hat back on, so I feel good again.

I think a claim suggested. Mawzong. I do like it. It's gender nuch.

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