The Boys Reflect On Final UK Tour Show, George Talks Japan Trip and Australia Tour NEWS!
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
OR
Send a voice note to our Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
You can also listen here:
Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl
Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Hosts Socials:
Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke
Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Timestamps
00:00 - Introduction: Getting in the dark at Hobbiton and tour prep chaos
06:09 - Hobbiton vs. the Hobbits: Clearing up the Lord of the Rings lore
10:10 - Australia tour: Tickets, dates, and how to join the fun in Sydney, Melbourne, and more
15:01 - The UK tour highlights: dance routines, technical challenges, and character costumes
16:22 - Rehearsal stories: Spontaneous dance numbers, stage mishaps, and improvisation
19:08 - The chaos of stage blackouts and find-my-microphone moments
20:21 - Entertainment: Irish jigs, Miss Piggy costumes, and audience reactions
24:52 - Funny on-stage confessions and risqué moments, including Andrew’s comedy bits
26:20 - Travel tales from Japan and new adventures planned, including Disney and Pokémon
34:26 - Marathon journey: training snippets, race stories, unexpected injuries
40:10 - Theme parks: Queue horror stories, ride experiences, and comparisons across Japan and Florida
45:54 - The magic of Disney: Hidden details, park secrets, and fan dedication
50:00 - Final tour call-to-action: Tickets, gratitude, and upcoming shows
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Me and Andrew getting there like three or four days earlier. |
| 0:02.0 | We're going to go to Hobbit Town. |
| 0:04.3 | Hobbiton. |
| 0:04.9 | Hobbiton, is that what it's called? |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah, not Hobbit Town. |
| 0:07.2 | Oh, kind of similar, though. |
| 0:08.9 | Is it called Hobbiton? |
| 0:10.0 | Yes. |
| 0:10.9 | Is it based off the Hobbit's that, or is that just a coincidence? |
| 0:14.2 | What? |
| 0:14.9 | I literally could not see a thing, so I'm literally like in the dark, |
| 0:20.5 | waving my hands around the floor, |
| 0:22.6 | trying to find this microphone that I've just dropped. The music to dance to is not playing. |
| 0:26.6 | Because they heard, they heard, they heard, dancing to Charleston is George Clark. |
| 0:30.6 | And they started cheering so they didn't hear Max Belegdeo. So I heard a few people thought that Alexis was going to come out. |
| 0:36.6 | I know. I saw that online. One thing that I can't believe he said, I didn't quite thought that Alexis was going to come out. I know. I saw that online. |
| 0:38.3 | One thing that I can't believe he said, I didn't quite know that Andrew was going to say, |
| 0:42.9 | I want you to... |
| 0:44.5 | In a video that's yet to come out, in which we get somewhat drunk, you'll realize what |
| 0:50.4 | video it is when it comes out. |
| 0:51.9 | I almost broke my... |
| 0:52.7 | I don't even know if I've said that's the reason |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Max Balegde & George Clarke, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Max Balegde & George Clarke and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.