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Larry Miller Show

The Boys of Winter (Formerly Summer)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2015

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Larry begrudgingly bemoans bearded baseballers. Plus, shaggies and sandal-wearers are slightly slandered. And Larry wonders how baseball has become a winter sport. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "Because I Could Not Stop For Death," by Emily Dickinson. The Magic Movie Moment is from "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." And, no I won't give you a ride to the Halloween party, Pete.

Quote of the Week: "Chocolate is enough!"

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who has a beard that's way too long. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy, it's a beautiful day here on Milleronia, and I know we haven't

0:47.8

always been here because when we got the second dog that, well, she needed to be house trained and house training is easier than

0:55.9

island training I guess and but we're back on millaronia now it's a wonderful place to be. I love it here. I'm so glad, frankly, I found

1:07.0

the place and built the place and got all those terrific one-piece uniforms for the staff and obviously we love bringing Colonel

1:16.0

Jeff out on his three helicopter rides to get him here remember it's a secret

1:21.6

place I can't tell you where it is, it's in the Pacific, I will tell you that.

1:27.0

And it's more than a hundred miles, but less than a thousand miles.

1:33.0

At any rate, though, we have a great time here,

1:36.0

and I'm happy to be in the studio,

1:39.0

which is adjacent to our home here on Milaronia. And as always that music makes me feel so good. It really does.

1:48.0

That's of course the Adrian Woods Orchestra and the Michelle Affinsoft dancers featuring Boy Tenor Conan J Robison asking

1:58.9

the musical question, if you're in Disneyland hanging out in fantasy land and you run into an old friend you haven't seen in years,

2:09.0

is it okay to say it's a small world?

2:18.6

Yes. say it's a small world? Yes, Conan, it is. I realized first of all Colonel Jeff and I think that was a terrific question and a great musical question and I thought you know instantly more or less

2:27.4

there's no other answer than yes if Conan wants to if you're in Disney

2:31.4

land you're hanging out in fantasy land you run into an old friend you haven't seen in years, is it okay to say,

2:36.0

well, it's a small world?

2:38.0

Yes, it is.

2:40.0

And if that's where you're going to hang out and why not? I've always liked Disneyland a lot.

2:47.0

In fact, I almost love it.

2:49.0

And I've always liked... Fantasyland, I can't't quite remember I know I've been there

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