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Larry Miller Show

Marines With Light Sabers!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2015

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will they care that the toilet seat was broken? It's doubtful!

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Quote Of The Week: "What are you bothering me for? Can't you see this is my deathbed?"

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves daylight savings time. Light Savings Time. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller Show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all?

0:42.0

And you know, it's a joyous day it's it always is

0:46.7

to get another day to be gifted with another day to be touched and to hear a big voice say,

0:55.0

not yet.

0:57.0

And you know what though, it's really gorgeous here on Milaronia today.

1:01.0

I know, I know I've gone to some well as many great lengths to keep the

1:08.0

weather perfect here even though we're somewhere out in the Pacific, never mind where.

1:15.0

But you know what, it's especially gorgeous today.

1:19.0

And I think a lot of those reasons are going to come up in the show.

1:22.0

I'll tell you why.

1:23.7

And the music is always a big part of that. Thank you. And that's the Edward Starkman

1:30.1

Orchestra and the Marine O'Hara dancers featuring Boy Tenor Jeff Nolan asking the musical question,

1:38.0

If people from Poland are called Poles.

1:42.9

Why aren't people from Holland called holes?

1:47.0

Well, first of all, Jeff, both Colonel Jeff and I agree that that's a terrific question, although technically neither one

1:57.4

of us really understands it.

1:59.7

Well I don't know.

2:01.0

Now I know what you mean though though well if people from Poland are called

2:04.1

Poles apart from other things I mean there are there are certain negative words

2:09.3

that all countries get and from Holland no they're not called holes and it's interesting that

2:17.8

country though that whole area but that country has so many other names, nicknames, and I've never known why either.

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