The Boy Next Door (2015) feat. Matt Donato

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4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Grab your first edition copy of The Iliad, because we're closing out our anniversary month by covering Rob Cohen's (The Fast and the Furious, xXx) The Boy Next Door, an erotic thriller that is neither erotic nor thrilling! Joining us for this riff-fest is noted The Boy Next Door defender (and fellow Bloody Disgusting columnist) Matt Donato, and he's brought along a raw chicken for all of us to share! Join us as we commend Lopez for using her own clothes to cut down on production costs, but lament how the film completely wastes Kristin Chenoweth (despite her awesome "Can I Speak to Your Manager?" haircut). Also on the docket: we try to figure out why people hate Lopez and why all of the male characters in the film going through crazy mood swings. Trace goes to bat for one of the film's deleted scenes, Joe is confused by the concept of a penis purse and Matt can't get over all of the references to The Wiz. Finally, we attempt to list off the multitude of Chekhov's items in the film (EpiPen, Engine, cookies, etc.). Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys via our brand new Twitter handle @horrorqueers, like our Facebook Page or join our Facebook Group. > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote > Matt: @DoNatoBomb Support the boys on Patreon and shop our online store for your very own Horror Queers merchandise! Check out the NEW online articles on Bloody Disgusting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.5	Nalsferatu. Wadu under 17-9 a minute without parent. Only in theaters Christmas
0:26.7	Day. Special engagement in Dolby and IMAX.
0:30.6	Sit in quietly. Once you've made the house all shiny. Down time can be just fine, plain bangers
0:36.6	from the 90s. Tea break. Lunch break. Maybe listen to the
0:41.5	ad break. Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right? It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time,
0:48.8	or time to visit your nan time. Go on. Play some other time. Put your phone down.
0:54.8	Tombollah.
0:56.6	Open for fun.
0:59.5	Terms apply 18 plus gambleaware.org.
1:23.6	This is the bloody disgusting podcast network. Alice, out of the door, please! Alice! Jesus Christ! Hurry! Please! Please.
1:34.0	And welcome back to horror queers. We're talking Jenny from the block.
1:36.5	We're talking Kirstenchantuous lesbian haircut.
1:39.8	And we're talking your mom's cookies.
1:42.9	I'm Joe.
1:44.0	Damn it. You totally stole my intro. But yes, I'm Trace, and we're talking your mom's cookies. I'm Joe. Damn it.
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