All Cheerleaders Die (2013) feat. PRIMO the ALIEN

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4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2020

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Anniversary month continues as the boys head back to high school, bitches! Along with special guest PRIMO the ALIEN, we're digging into co-directors Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson's remake of their own film, which is itself a franchise non-starter (Part One, you say? Show us the receipts!) Despite a killer opening, this film certainly did not "blue our balls" with its mish-mash of tones, weird pacing and poor editing. Thankfully there's jokes to be made about butt plugs, vagina freezers and Trace's improv skills. Plus: is this film part of the Eli Roth dude bro school of lesbianic filmmaking, or is it subverting the male gaze and offering up a pro-queer reading? We're honestly not sure! Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys via our brand new Twitter handle @horrorqueers, like our Facebook Page or join our Facebook Group. > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote > PRIMO: @primothealien / Heavy Friending Podcast Support the boys on Patreon and shop our online store for your very own Horror Queers merchandise! Check out the NEW online articles on Bloody Disgusting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.5	Nalsferatu. Wadu under 17-9 a minute without parent. Only in theaters Christmas
0:26.7	Day. Special engagement in Dolby and IMAX.
0:30.6	Sit in quietly. Once you've made the house all shiny. Down time can be just fine, plain bangers
0:36.6	from the 90s. Tea break. Lunch break. Maybe listen to the
0:41.5	ad break. Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right? It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time,
0:48.8	or time to visit your nan time. Go on. Play some other time. Put your phone down.
0:54.8	Tombollah.
0:56.6	Open for fun.
0:59.5	Terms apply 18 plus gambleaware.org.
1:31.6	This is the bloody disgusting podcast network. Alice, out of the door, please! Alice! Please! And welcome back to horror queers.
1:34.1	We're talking wicker bullshit.
1:36.4	We're talking goat milk, and we're talking lesbian cheerleaders.
1:41.2	I'm Joe.
1:42.1	And I'm Trace, and we're talking franchise self-starters that will never
1:45.7	see a sequel. What are you talking about? I've seen part two and part three, and they're fucking
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