The Bisexual STD-Riddled Rockstar Poet

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Lord Byron was a rockstar poet considered to be the first modern celebrity. He gallivanted around the Mediterranean sleeping with any person that crossed his path, drank out of monk skulls, and owned his own zoo of animals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	Welcome back to Softcore History.
0:10.0	I'm your host for the week, Dan Regester.
0:12.0	I am joined as always by Rob Fox.
0:15.0	Hello, I don't know what I'm supposed to do there.
0:18.0	Hi.
0:19.0	Long day?
0:20.0	No, that's a pretty easy day, long weekend.
0:23.2	First Halloween weekend ever for the baby.
0:27.0	Yeah, he was a dinosaur.
0:29.3	I was Dr. Grant and my wife was Dr.
0:33.0	Dr. Saller.
0:36.0	That's Laura Dern.
0:38.0	Yeah, Laura Dern.
0:39.0	I would have preferred to be the Games Warden guy,
0:42.0	but I don't think I'm around it I'm I should have been
0:44.8	Newman yeah you should have been Newman Newman. All right that's a good one too your
0:48.6	costume could have just been in a bathroom stall you just be pooping that Newman didn't get killed in the bathroom stall. You'd just be pooping. That's not Newman didn't get
0:53.1	killed in the bathroom stall. Newman got killed in the jeep. Right. Oh you're right.
0:56.6	Your lawyer could have been the dinosaur that like a loposaurus. Yeah.
0:59.9	Have you just seen the movie even? Do I, it's been a long time, no,
1:04.0	Jurassic Park, it's been a minute.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Softcore History, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Softcore History and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.