Drinking And Driving Killed JFK... Kind Of

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Listen in as we breakdown the tale of drunken secret service agents, their night before the JFK assassination, and how no one thought it was that big of a deal except for one wet blanket. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome back to softcore history.
0:10.0	My name is Jake Goldman.
0:12.0	It is my topic this week and I'm so excited to be here.
0:15.0	I am joined as always by, well, I'll first start with the guy who's super stoked about the Braves winning the world series.
0:21.0	Let's fucking go!
0:23.4	Yeah, I did bring Rob Champagne at like 11 o'clock
0:27.2	or whatever it was.
0:28.2	Yeah, that was actually incredible.
0:29.2	I don't know if I told it.
0:29.8	Did anyone tell you this, Dan, that Gleason, I bought Gleason a bottle of champagne when the
0:34.6	Royals made a playoff for the first time in like a million fucking years in 2014?
0:38.4	You told this story like 12 times.
0:40.1	Probably on the podcast, too.
0:41.9	Douful. It's only been, you know, too. Doubtful.
0:43.0	It's only been, you know, a week, but still you've somehow told everybody about this story.
0:47.0	Jake had to drop, Jake Gleason made Jake drop off a bottle of champagne in my house, literally moments after
0:51.3	the Brazil in the world series.
0:52.3	Actually, one sixth of that champagne was paid for by me.
0:55.0	He sent me $50 to buy Viv and it was 61 at the store.
0:58.5	So, didn't you just buy Andre and then pocket the rest?
1:02.0	Because I'm not a piece of shit.
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