Tweens Are Not to Be Trusted

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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The Salem Witch Trials were pretty much entirely fueled by bored tweens pretending to be possessed by innocent old ladies and poor people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History. Ohhhhh
0:14.1	Ohhhhh.
0:16.1	Oh! The What is up? Welcome back to soft core history. I am your host for the week, the last week of Halloween horror month.
0:40.0	Rob Fox, and I am joined as always by my two co-host who will I pick first
0:46.7	I was already on shows with him today I'll go with Jake Goldman what's up Jay
0:50.6	Hey Rob thanks for picking me first's the only time this table and this show is the only time I've ever been picked first for anything
0:58.6	Rouch. Yeah sports. No, not a chance. No way.
1:03.0	Dodgeball.
1:04.0	No one believes that with your voice.
1:05.0	I know.
1:06.0	Like, it's tragic.
1:07.0	You just sound like it's like, yeah, bro, no one ever picked me first for shit.
1:11.0	It's like, you need to be like no well I'm
1:13.0	picked me for I can't even honestly say that's true I was probably pick first for
1:16.9	some stuff you have some giant chip on your shoulder yeah all the
1:20.0	haters and losers what if you were always in a class where you were just like the third best athlete?
1:25.4	That's fine.
1:26.4	Right?
1:27.4	Because you can be picked first twice.
1:29.4	Right?
1:30.4	Oh yes, there is.
1:31.4	You can always, you can be picked first twice. so third. Yeah, or there's two first picks. There's two first picks, yes, normally. Yeah.
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