The Birthday Suit

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Aldo brings the case against his partner Sean. They decided to plan trips for each other's birthdays, but make each destination a surprise. But the secrecy is making Aldo anxious, and now he wants to know where they're going! Should Sean reveal their itinerary, or must Aldo wait for his birthday surprise? This week, with Bailiff Jesse Thorn and Monte Belmonte!

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.3	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.8	I'm Baylor F. Jesse Thorn.
0:43.5	This week, the birthday suit, Aldo brings the case against his partner, Sean.
0:48.9	They decided to plan trips for each other's birthdays, but make each destination a surprise.
0:54.1	The secrecy is making Aldo anxious and now he wants to know where they're going.
0:59.1	Should Sean reveal their artillery or must Aldo wait for his birthday surprise?
1:03.9	Only one man can decide.
1:05.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman.
1:31.1	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:33.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:37.6	God or whatever?
1:39.2	I do.
1:40.2	I do.
1:41.2	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling?
1:44.7	Despite the fact that he is decreed that in his enormous estate, all employees will consider
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