To the Victor Goes the Spoiled

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2013

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

With Expert Witness Alton Brown! Natalie brings the case against her husband Hugo. She wants to throw food away when she decides it's spoiled or too old. Hugo hates waste, and is aghast that Natalie throws away moldy but "perfectly usable" items. Who is right? Who is wrong?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.5	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.5	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:43.4	This week, to the victor goes the spoiled.
0:46.8	Natalie brings the case against her husband Hugo.
0:49.2	She wants to throw food away when she decides it's spoiled or too old.
0:52.7	Hugo hates waste.
0:54.2	It is a gas that Natalie throws away moldy but otherwise, quote, perfectly usable, unquote
1:00.2	items.
1:01.2	Who's right?
1:02.2	Who's wrong?
1:03.2	Only one man can decide.
1:04.9	Please rise.
1:05.9	As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:09.8	Mimimi, we're ready in house of food that is garbage, a place of bad smells and dispute
1:17.2	over food.
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