Gas, Grass or Justice

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2013

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Ruthie brings the case against her boyfriend Chris. Chris promised to get his driver's license years ago, but he's still in the passenger's seat.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.3	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.6	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:43.3	This week, gas, grass, or justice.
0:46.6	Nobody rides for free.
0:48.2	Ruthie brings the case against her partner, Chris.
0:50.9	She says he pledged to get a driver's license years ago, but he hasn't fulfilled his promise.
0:56.0	Chris says he's on track to get the license, but he's been slowed down by difficulties
1:00.2	with driving practice.
1:02.1	Should Chris be held to a strict timeline to acquire the license, only one man can decide.
1:08.0	Please rise.
1:09.0	As Judge John Hodgman enters the court row.
1:12.2	Now, Chris and Ruthie, I want you to take a good look here at my cup of Malort Brand
1:17.3	Wormwood flavored liquor from Chicago.
1:19.5	Now I love my Malort brand Wormwood flavored liquor from Chicago.
1:23.9	That's probably the only thing I cherish on this godforsaken mud ball called earth.
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