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🗓️ 11 November 2025
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk their trip to Washington D.C., how America has ruined life for the family of four, the sports gambling scandals and much more! Plus, Joey breaks down one of the best gifts he's ever received.
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| 0:00.0 | Kick this motherfucker, Neil Lee. |
| 0:04.9 | What's happening, beautiful people? |
| 0:06.4 | I'm here with my trusted fucking Cato, Lee, sciatico. |
| 0:10.9 | I'm your uncle Joe, and we're here for another fun-filled episode of the Church of |
| 0:14.9 | What's Happening now, the New Testament. |
| 0:17.0 | It's November 11th. |
| 0:18.5 | How many Mondays left to Christmas? |
| 0:20.5 | Not enough. Not enough. Get your shit together. What's up, dog? |
| 0:24.3 | Good to see you, dude. It's been a fun weekend with you. I just saw you Saturday. I know. I thought you were missing an action. There's something like that. What are you missing in action? You were fucked up Saturday night. God's damn. Give me edibles and then you put me on stage. |
| 0:34.4 | I gave you a little cue. |
| 0:35.9 | You went on stage. |
| 0:36.5 | I was fine. |
| 0:37.3 | We had it, then we got 20 amps. |
| 0:39.3 | I think those edibles leaked with you. |
| 0:40.8 | Something's going on with your liver or something. Oh, thanks. Because they hit you up later on. Nothing makes you feel better than Joey. I think your liver's fucked up. No, something is wrong because you ate the edible you were high. Everybody thought you were high. And then you ate dinner. and next thing you know you're walking walking around in circles. Well, I had a 20-ounce ribby. It was fucking a lot of food. And the French fries. Oh, I didn't have that many French fries. And the macaroni and cheese. Well, you're acting, first of all, like, you didn't eat any of that. Like, you had the, like, you had the cauliflower steak with a salad. You ordered everything. I ate like three fries. |
| 1:27.6 | They were on your side of the table, by the way. Yeah, but I ate two fries. Yeah, yeah, yeah, two fries. The fucking mashed potatoes were this small. The fucking, everything was this small. I'm like, well, who's going to eat this shit? I'm like, it was good. It was good. It was fun. after the show. |
| 1:28.2 | Listen, |
| 1:29.4 | DC's very nice. |
| 2:03.7 | I want to thank the fucking MGM Grand for having us. You know, it was a great night. Big fucking place. Yeah. Holy shit. I got into walking. I'm like, nah. Nah, that's okay. I woke up that morning and went to smoke pot outside, and there was no chairs. That's a nightmare. The sunshine and you're out there standing. It's like 10 minutes, you don't want to stand them. Why do you just sit on the curb? No, you can't sit on the fucking curb. There ain't no curb. No, there's no, oh, I didn't, I spent zero a second. You gotta like go on the wall. It's a metal war. An ant bit me. I hope to Jesus. Shit like that. |
| 2:04.1 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 2:01.5 | I almost... No, there's no curve. No, there's no, oh, I didn't, I spent zero second. You gotta, like, go on the wall. It's a metal wall. |
| 2:02.2 | An ant bit me. |
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