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The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5 • 983 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the first day of spring, Danny. It's the first day of spring. When did the equinox start
0:06.8	happening on the 20th? I thought it was always the 22nd. Equino, that's a guy. I haven't heard
0:11.8	that one since, I don't know one. Equinox is the word for the, the start of spring.
0:17.8	And fall. It's like when the shift of the planet probably right and then there's
0:23.0	the solstice you know why do they have to make things unnecessarily complex we need one word
0:28.2	that means it was one season now it's a new one okay yep season switch well why do we have to
0:35.0	get all fancy i don't know man uh spring is cool and everything, but it just, it spells allergies for me. You know what I mean? And I hate allergies. It just, I have to blow my nose all day. Down here in the desert of Los Angeles. There's too much pollen in the air. I came from the Sacramento Valley, buddy. It's one of the worst places proven four allergies on the planet.
0:57.5	Damn, man.
0:58.7	Me?
0:59.6	You know how hard it was in high school for me to try to get a chick interested?
1:04.3	And we're like, hey, hey, Katie.
1:06.2	Yeah, so I was thinking after math.
1:09.3	Achoo!
1:10.4	Achoo! Achoo!
1:11.3	I would have sneeze fits that lasted 15 minutes.
1:14.4	My eyes would get all red.
1:15.6	I'd have to blow my nose constantly.
1:17.2	I think like girls would talk amongst themselves and spread these like, he's cool or everything,
1:21.3	but he just can't stop sneezing on dads.
1:23.9	They probably thought I had like a compromised immune system.
2:01.9	Which is like, you know, at the end of the day, they are like women are attracted to health. Healthy guys, like buff guys. It looks healthy, right? So they weren't attracted to you because of this. I think that guy, Danny, it seems like even in the summer, he's got pneumonia all the time. Now they would say you have like long COVID. You have like, you know, long. I feel like Red Dick Ralph should, we should just tell people he has long COVID. Like, oh yeah, Red Dick. He's got that long COVID. I think it would be the best move he could ever make. Yeah. Because having COVID and claiming that you have long. That makes you disabled. Right. And being disabled now is cool.
2:02.4	Right.
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