Leo, you propose something to me deeply disturbing before the mics went hot.

I mean, there's a woman that is, she wants to eat your ass, but she said she wants a,

she wants a couple bucks to do it.

There's a woman.

A woman is an important word here because she's not young.

No, she's not young.

She's not young. How old is she? It's probably in her 40s.

Probably. She's in her 40s. You said something disparaging about her looks. I don't think she

listens to this podcast, but boy would this be mean. I don't care if she hears it because the couple of bucks part of what you said.

She's not the most attractive woman, but she's down to tongue your butt hole for about 45 minutes to an hour.

For a hundred bucks.

She wants a hundred bucks.

That's a good deal.

You ask Solby.

You ask the people that frequent fig. They'll tell you that's a good deal, buddy boy.

Leo tells me there's a woman. He hooked up with five years ago. Something like that.

He sent, I don't know why. Leo sends her a picture of me and she says, he's okay looking. Is that how she sounds?

Buddy, I look out for you. Is that how she sounds? So five years, she's okay. Six years ago, six years ago, I hooked up with this chick and she might have eaten my ass. Whatever. Yeah. Point of the story is I, uh, she commented on something or, or hard-eyed, like, my story or something. And I, I, am, I'm a giving person. And I was thinking, you know what, Danny needs his ass licked. You know, it's been, he's going, he's going through a breakup. You know what I mean? Getting your ass-licked is a good escape from reality. I get it. I understand. It's not the ass-looking I have a problem with. It's that she lives in Malibu, according to you, which is, you know, one of the,

we'll call it in the top 70 percentile of expensive

places to live in the country. You know, it's not the very tip top. A mansion there goes on

average for about $25 million. And you can't buy an acre of land for anything less than five or ten. But, you know, still. Some parts. No, there's actually really cheap land in Malibu because it won't, it doesn't have roads or sewer or electricity. She doesn't live in one of those. She doesn't live in a condo. She lives in a condo. And she wants $100 for me, an artist, a struggling artist.

I think she thinks that it's a way of like kind of going past the date just to the hanky-panky,

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