Some things to address.

The tattoo on your neck.

The temporary, thank God, tattoo on my neck.

Yeah, I mean, if you really lost your mind and got a neck tattoo, do you want me to, like, you know, euthanize you?

No, I'm sure if I get a neck tattoo, I'll probably have started smoking meth. That's why I got the neck tattoo.

And I'll assume that the basic human instinct, animal instinct really, if self-preservation is still intact and I won't want to die.

Okay. All right. I'll make sure not to put you out of your misery. But, I mean, your relationship with parents, where would that be?

If I had this, what I have right now, which is a horribly done,

evil Mickey Mouse, right on my Adam's apple. If this were real, what would my parents think about it?

Yeah, what would your parents think about it? Well, as Disney fans, they love it. Just

they, hmm, I think they'd have to warm up to it. I, as Disney fans, they love it. They,

hmm, I think they'd have to warm up to it. I mean, at some point, I mean, they would be slightly disappointed, you know, around their friends and stuff, you know? I mean, you think your mom would ever come into, I don't know, where she gets her hair done and they're like, look at at a picture of you and she doesn't know, that nobody knows that she's there. and they're like he's, look at her son.

That's Nancy Moulin's son.

He's such an idiot. He got to. and they're like looking at a picture of you and she doesn't know, nobody knows that she's there. And they're like,

he's,

look at her son.

That's Nancy Mullen's son. He's such an idiot. He's got a neck tattoo. Oh, God. You think my mom's name's name's name's something that would go along with Nancy. What's my dad's name? It is, well, I call him Mr. Mullen.

This is why I don't actually know his name.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Judge Mullen.

I call him Judge Mullen.

I have a very sure. What's my dad's name? It is, well, I call him Mr. Mullin. This is why I don't actually know his name. Oh, my God. Judge Mullen, I call him Judge Mullen. It's Gary. There, okay. Gary and Nancy are new, there are five million Gary and Nancy couples, at least in the United States right now. Looking at you right now, I want to call you a big giant piece of trash. I know my mother's name. Okay. I don't know your mother's name either. Thank God. I know your sister's name, though. Oh, I bet you do. And I know what the inside of her vagina feels like. Oh, my God. You know, I need a good retort to this. I have never given even an ounce of like a retort.

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