I always get like the worst.

You know what reminded me of you?

This, uh, this, this, this, this pove, uh, magnet.

Right.

Like, it's like the most.

I thought of you instantly.

I'm, I'm compared in looks and vibes to the worst things.

Hello, welcome back to the first Friday feels episode of the year.

I'm Jordana Abraham.

And I am Jared Fried.

Happy New Year, Jordana.

How do we feel?

A brand new year.

A brand new day.

A beautiful day.

I love a new year. Love a new year. A chance to start fresh. Start fresh. Your delta points go to zero. Yeah. We're all the same now. This, I mean, this Friday, this January 2nd is like, you know, but it's a Friday. So it's like you got, no one's really working today.

It's kind of the best way it could land. Yeah. January 1st, you get off. January 2nd, if you're going back to work. On a Friday. No one's doing anything. I mean, if I'm the boss, stay home. The year starts on Monday. If anyone's starting their resolution today, they are a crazy person. they are not to be trusted, they are awful.

Yes.

You're not getting in shape.

It's the Friday after New Year's? Right. No, no, no, no. A day after New Year's? No, you are doing your resolutions on Monday. Today is a fat day. Today is a bacon and cheese day. Yes. Today is a bacon and cheese day. Yeah. Today is a have all the drinks. Today is a brunch day. That's the beautiful thing about Christmas and New Year's being in the middle of the week. Right. Is you get the, you really get two weeks. Right. You get the full, the full Monty. Yes. You know, when it happens on a Monday, not great. Right. Yeah. New Year's on Monday. I should start Wednesday. God forbid on a Sunday. God forbid.

Yeah. a Monday. Not great. New Year's on Monday. I guess I should start Wednesday. God forbid on a Sunday.

God forbid. So this is a good year. This is a good start to the year. Friday, you get to like ease into the new year. This is what it's all about. If you enjoy this show, we want you to share this show.

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