New Year, New Dating Rules

U Up?

Betches

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It’s New Year’s Eve, and J&J are ringing in the new year with bold and actionable personal dating and relationship resolutions. Jordana and Jared dive into listener emails about a NYE kiss ruined by strict no-PDA rules and jealousy over an innocent peck on the lips from a gay best friend. They also break down a listener’s New Year’s Eve ‘petty or prudent’ move, where she secretly canceled her ex’s reservation after a three-year situationship ended. Comment below telling us your favorite part or your dating or relationship resolutions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	They asked Jennifer Aniston how she looks so good.
0:03.1	And she said something like positivity.
0:05.6	And I was like, she should just say to the person, you know what?
0:09.3	I made $20 million in the 90s.
0:11.5	That should be the answer.
0:12.4	Like, don't say positivity.
0:13.7	Don't fucking insult me.
0:15.4	Talk to someone in your own tax bracket about how they look good.
0:18.5	Right.
0:22.9	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast.
0:25.6	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:26.5	And I am Jared Fried.
0:28.4	It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana.
0:31.3	Happy New Year to you.
0:34.1	Happy New Year's Eve.
0:35.2	Not quite happy New Year.
0:36.2	We're not there yet.
0:37.3	Not quite there. Happy New Year's Eve. Not quite happy New Year. We're not there yet. Not quite there.
0:38.6	Happy New Year's Eve.
0:39.9	The last day of 2025.
0:42.2	This is truly, I mean, unbelievable that we have a, so for subscribers, right?
0:47.9	No, for everyone.
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