The Bible VS. Superman #1

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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As the world faces its 6th extinction event, God and Satan help Moses close his browser tabs while securing transportation for animals to take over the government. Satan has no comment on the dead pope, wombats poop in squares, and Kevin “loser” McCarthy can’t get Boebert to stop voting for Trump. While reading reviews, the gang finds an atheist believer, discusses Satan’s season arc, and learns about Christian Death Metal bands from Eddie Dead Body Man. On the Satan Show!: Furious Celine Dion fans, Twitter’s toilet paper crisis, Robert Garcia swears in on the Superman #1 comic book, and the latest breaking news on the butter-clogged canal. Oh yeah, and the FDA approves the sale of abortion pills in ALL retail pharmacies! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	today on the god pod oh you tried to get into Hollywood right after Charlton
0:05.8	Heston had just killed it as you in the tech commandments and they were like a
0:09.9	Jew let's kind of cover you up with something else okay let's go with cop
0:16.0	instead exactly nobody's gonna think of a Jew cop I just paid my seventh
0:24.2	Nespresso pod and I take my espresso pods and I throw them in the trash and
0:28.4	now I feel bad yeah that's terrible damn it Moses also your seventh one today yeah
0:35.6	yeah 10 a.m buddy it takes a lot to get Moses going
0:41.8	Mark I just want you to know that I love you thank you for the question but also
0:46.3	what have you done yeah but also look at yourself go like have you killed off
0:49.8	all the dinosaurs Mark I didn't think so buddy I just created one dinosaur
0:54.0	probably just killed a hot pocket am I right gang oh there's my arc your
0:59.9	arc is what he's gonna accuse everybody of eating hot pocket it's dumb but
1:04.1	that's this thing wow really solid writing art what did you eat a hot pocket
1:12.2	why hello there human I'm God welcome to the Godpot on this show I the Lord
1:29.8	I God interview interesting humans and discuss all the latest current events
1:33.9	with my co-host such as Jesus Santa Satan and many more find the Godpot
1:41.0	wherever you get your podcasts the Godpot have it Yahweh let's meet my co-host
1:47.6	for the day first in the batting order you know him you love him it's that
1:53.4	motherfucker Moses what's that Moses Moses Moses Moses what the fuck okay typical
2:07.5	Moses well let's let's clear his audio must have broken let's go on to Satan
2:12.6	and Satan you better give me a long intro now I'm kidding guy hello hey
2:29.2	they're Satan hey happy new year oh happy new year it's a little late to be
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