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The God Pod

God Confirms That Pope Benedict Went To Hell

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jesus, Santa, God discuss the new year, plants, the butt of spring, Parent / Santa conferences, AI art, edible dosages, George Santos lies, Greta Thunberg smiting Andrew Tate, and corrupt Pope Benedict’s descent to heck. Jesus bros it up while reading reviews about ball chapstick. On Ask God, you’ll learn about atheist heaven, jingle bell soup, and mushing elves. The gang also improv janitors talking about the God Pod. On the Ho Ho Ho Santa Show! you’ll learn about an unprovoked attack on an inflatable Santa, when to take down your decorations, why Santa wears a kevlar vest, and a whole Lot more! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Today on The God Pod, they should make chopstick for your balls. Wait a minute, this isn't a real one.

0:07.0

That damn Santa again.

0:09.0

I didn't do anything.

0:11.0

That is a good idea.

0:12.0

Pitch hat on a shark tank.

0:14.0

I pitched it on shark tank.

0:16.0

Laurie Grenier said,

0:17.0

Well, I don't know if I'm ready to take the journey with you.

0:22.0

So for that reason, I'm out.

0:25.0

Oh my god.

0:27.0

Great products.

0:28.0

That's what they go passionate about.

0:30.0

I'm out.

0:31.0

She's the queen of QVC.

0:33.0

Oh.

0:35.0

Here we are.

0:36.0

Oh, oh, oh.

0:37.0

It is time for the Santa Claus show.

0:39.0

Wow.

0:41.0

Oh.

0:43.0

Aside from The God Damn News, do you hear about this Jordan Santos guy?

0:47.0

Yes.

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