God Interviews Podcaster Andrew Gold

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On the next intense Sesame Street-like episode of the God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God interview journalist, documentarian, speaker of five languages, and host of the podcast ‘On The Edge With Andrew Gold.’ The gang covers everything from exorcism, abortion, atheism, Tom Cruise, Scientology, Justin Bieber, Mary Poppins, social media algorithms, psychopaths, cheating, McCarthy-ism, Republicans brawling, George Santos lying his way into office, and the Brazilian insurrection. Oh and Andrew shows off his American accents. Buckle up for some serious fun! The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! Links to all our channels here: https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Today on The Godfather YouTube almost tells you what you're gonna be
0:04.8	So you could be like a makeup artist starting on YouTube and then like after six months
0:09.1	It's not going that well, but one of your videos was a fitness or calisthenics video and it takes off
0:13.8	And then you're like, okay, well now I'm just that's what I am now. I'm now a fitness YouTuber
0:17.2	You know, and you just do like a million calisthenics videos that are all slightly different
0:24.9	33 out your my age you make it past this you've out lived Jesus you start to worry about you
0:29.9	Life you start to think about it. You're going on. I'm gonna put seat belt on. I'm gonna
0:32.8	I've you know, so I don't even drink really anymore. I died and I came back
0:36.5	So maybe you'll come back to if God forbid
0:38.9	Why Jesus?
0:41.4	You're the only one that can do that
0:45.4	Can you speak American just be a bro bro? Well, just just be a bro man like hey whoa
0:50.9	Hey, I'm watching you got it. You got it. Hey
0:53.6	We hanging out right this is it
1:00.4	You
1:08.4	Hi, hi, hi there human. I'm God and welcome to the God pod on this show
1:14.1	I the Lord thy God interview interesting humans
1:17.2	I also discuss all the latest current events with my co-host such as Jesus Santa Satan Moses and more
1:25.4	Find the God pod wherever you get your podcasts, but God pod have it y'all way. Let's meet my co-hosts for the day
1:33.3	Jesus are you there?
1:35.3	Hello, God happy new year. Whoa. Wow. What an intro trying something new there. Jesus coming in hot
1:42.2	I'm just saying hello. That's all. Yeah, sure new year new me. Hello. God happy new year. Satan has his long
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from God, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of God and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.