Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, May 14th, 2024 coming up on the program today, from

Buttholes to Blackface, our favorite youtuber Rage Bates again.

Plus, as many of you know, my favorite coffee is decarbonated.

Rat infused sliced bread and fat creepy nerds

aneally violating Elvis.

Distorted View Daily

Daily Proudly presents great moments in customer service voicemails.

Yeah, I'm just sitting here on the East Coast waiting for you losers to get in the office, I guess.

I'm trying to give you money, put new credit card information down on my account, and you pathetic people are not in there's no way to log in and update my credit

card information like like customer resource management other other software but yeah I'm going to run this next quarter out and then dump you guys because you guys really fucking suck man you know you're terrible

You know you greasy granny got holes in her panties and your mama and you

fucking suck man and if I was there right now I would I would just crack your skull right open I really would I

would take a lead pipe and crash your fucking skull right open your mom sucks every night and somebody better call me.

Seven, nine, eight mother fucking two.

I'm just going to sit here and sit on my thumbs until I can get this piece of shit software resource

management system running so that my term here three months can expire and I can dump you like your like your boyfriend recently did so now you're

working at Salesforce on the telemarketing phones.

You don't have a boyfriend.

You're gonna die poor homeless, painless, 30 pounds overweight in a

room with no windows. So have fun with that. Your mom has peace.

It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.

Crystal Maslutions up your butt-hull.

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