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Getting Revenge on the Doctor who Wrecked Your Butthole

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:05  Pedestrians Of Color / White People Lazily Pushing Shopping Carts 08:04:13  Is This A Racist Noise I’m Making? 11:07:24  Joe Biden’s MK Ultra Experiments On Meade Skelton 14:22:03  Meade’s New Weightloss Method: Get Sick 17:02:23  Feeding Shit, Toenails, And Feet Calluses To Your Sub Sex Slave 25:23:15  Woman Asks […]

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0:00.0

Hey Freaks, it's Friday, May 10th, 2024, coming up on the program today, getting revenge

0:05.2

on the doctor who wrecked your butt hole.

0:07.2

Plus, feeding your submissive slave, toenails, and foot-calish shavings.

0:12.1

When your brother wants to play tough-die with Border Patrol agents,

0:15.0

you're gonna have a bad time,

0:17.0

and can join twins perform country ballads.

0:20.0

Distorted View Daily proudly presents a black man going public with his plan to

0:29.4

save the world live on C-SPAN. Now how do I know that the white people know that we are

0:36.0

going to come up with a solution to the problem? I know it because they have

0:40.8

retinous scans, they have what they call racial profiling,

0:45.0

DNA banks, and they're monitoring our people to try to prevent the one person from coming up with the one idea.

0:55.0

And the one idea is how we are going to exterminate white people

1:01.0

because that, in my estimation, is the only conclusion I have come to.

1:05.8

We have to exterminate white people off of the face of the planet to solve this problem.

1:12.1

Now I don't care whether you clap or not but I'm saying to you that we

1:16.3

need to solve this problem because they are going to kill us and I will leave on that. So we have to just set up our own system and stop

1:26.5

playing and get very serious and not be diverted from coming up with a

1:31.3

solution to the problem and the problem on the planet is white people.

1:36.0

It's hard distorted view show with Tim Hansen.

1:47.0

I just want to say, how dare you?

1:51.0

Are you on the internet? Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?

1:55.0

I've injected my knee with my feces, 120 c.C. under my kneecap.

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