Did The Crucifixion Give Jesus An Erection?

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:03 Introduction 02:03:08 I Can’t Connect With The Youth Anymore! 04:40:14 Harrison Butker Graduation Speech / Cries Over His Wife 10:07:20 Asshole Wife Obsesses Over Toilet Bowl Cleaner 15:49:11 A Woman In Love With A Chandelier 22:53:15 Meade’s Low Carb Plan 27:27:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:09:15 Breasts Have Disabled The […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, May 16, 2024.
0:03.8	Coming up on the program today, a couple's multi-week fight
0:06.9	over toilet bowl cleaner.
0:08.8	And for once, it's not me and Lord Deutsch doing the fighting.
0:11.8	Plus, sexually aroused by fancy lighting and titties have shut down the world's first functioning
0:18.0	portal.
0:19.0	All coming up today! Distorted View Daily,
0:25.0	View Daily, proudly presents, a woman who is not happy with her apple juice purchase.
0:31.0	Is it expired? Isn't it sweet?
0:34.0	I tasted it.
0:36.0	It expires March 20th.
0:38.0	It doesn't taste sweet.
0:39.0	It's not sweet.
0:40.0	I'm sorry, we can't help help you there's no refunds.
0:44.0	I'm sorry and what is you doing all about money in America about money.
0:49.0	I want another juice. It's not sweet.
0:52.0	Give me fresh sweet juice. It's not sweet. Give me fresh, sweet juice.
0:55.0	That's fresh. We just got...
0:57.0	It's not. It's not sweet.
0:59.0	I don't know what to tell you, it's fine.
1:02.0	How do you not forget it yesterday?
1:04.0	No.
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