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The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Today’s Sideshow exclusive episode of DV is being released to everyone, Thanks to AdamEve.Com – Use PROMO Code FREAK for 50% Off, A Valentines Day Lovers Kit, 6 Free Movies, and FREE Shipping! 00:00:00  Promo Code FREAK @ AdamEve.Com 01:19:08  Introduction 04:19:05  Rejecting Dudes With The Pop Of A Balloon 12:02:19  Penis […]

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0:00.0

Today is Valentine's Day.

0:04.0

Love is in the air!

0:08.0

And Adam and Eve.com wants you to know just how much they love you. By now you're all aware of promo code

0:17.6

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0:22.2

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0:24.4

Plus the lovers kit, plus six free movies,

0:28.3

plus free shipping.

0:30.0

I've been talking about it for weeks now.

0:33.0

Today though, on this most romantic of all fake holidays,

0:39.3

Adam and Eve wants to give you freaks something special sending you much love and a throbbing

0:46.4

cock and a moist and gorge clit Adam and Eve is making today's side show

0:51.3

exclusive episode available to everyone.

0:55.6

If that doesn't get you hot, you're just a frigid, frigid bitch.

1:00.0

Enjoy this brand new episode of TV brought to you by Adam and Eve.com

1:04.4

and don't forget to repay their kindness by buying some slutty lingerie

1:08.8

or a prostate stimulator at Adam and Eve.com

1:12.2

use promo code freak and happy Valentine's day from Adam and Eve

1:17.0

dot com.

1:20.0

The following is a distorted view sideshow exclusive.

1:24.0

I want your lyrics.

1:26.0

Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, February 14, 2024.

1:30.0

Happy Valentine's Day coming up on the program today,

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