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Distorted View Daily

Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Fantastic Show – 00:00:00 Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com – 50% For VD 01:19:15  Introduction 03:33:04  Special Snatch / Ear Wax 05:19:22  A Mystical Gift From Beyond Returns!  08:03:10 Distorted View PO Box 36268 Cincinnati, OH 45236 09:38:16  Spit, Snot, And Loogie Fetish 18:21:14 The Man Who Was Born With A 15″ Dong 24:22:15 […]

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0:00.0

Oh, I'm just lying here in my panties thinking about all of the hot times me and my friends have shared.

0:07.0

You know, sex is natural, even if it can be a little stinky.

0:12.0

If you're anything like me you save the

0:13.7

nastiest sex for Valentine's Day. Let me help you ensure that this

0:18.8

Valentine's Day will be the rankest. It's all thanks to Adam and Eve.com. When you go to Adam and

0:25.8

Eve.com and select almost any one item you'll get 50% off. But baby we're just

0:32.0

getting started.

0:33.0

Make sure to use coupon code freak.

0:36.0

And not only do you get 50% off one item,

0:39.0

you'll also get 10 free gifts first.

0:41.0

For your viewing pleasure, six free movies. Next, you'll get the

0:46.0

Valentine's Day lovers kit. That includes a special item for him, a toy for her, and something we know you'll both enjoy.

0:56.0

Finally, free shipping on your entire order.

0:59.0

That's a lot of free Valentine's Day stuff, so head on over to Adam and Eve.

1:03.7

And be sure to use offer code freak that's F R E A K. Help ensure this Valentine's Day is

1:11.6

the stinkiest.

1:14.0

Use promo code freak at Adam and Eve.

1:17.0

com.

1:19.0

Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, February 13th, 2024.

1:23.6

Coming up on the program today, a revenge best served vaginally.

1:27.8

Plus, burning a hole right through your colon, picking out shepherd pie chunks in in your Flem, and why a hot oven is not the same thing as a baby's crib.

1:38.0

All coming up today. You're my special slash.

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