How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:43:14 Disney Bought The Rights To The Bible! 10:45:22 Caught In A Whale Poonado! 15:48:05 Police Officer Gets Spooked And Just Starts Shooting 22:54:05 Trans Activist Loses Her Cool 28:23:01 Meade’s Big List Of Accomplishments 33:37:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 34:37:10 Race Faker Gets Fired Over Only […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Thursday, February 15, 2024, coming up on the program today, getting trapped inside
0:06.2	of Bristol 7 Puneo! Plus, Disney bought the rights to the Bible and other stupid things
0:11.8	religious people believe.
0:13.0	Booger stuffed crust pizza is now sold at Domino's and finally there are sex toy
0:17.6	attachments for your Stanley Tumblr.
0:19.8	Distorted View Daily proudly presents a little Asian boy discovering
0:28.5	tit picks of Vanessa Hutchins. Oh my god new Vanessa Hudgians picks.
0:35.0	Yes!
0:37.0	Okay, so recently today there are some new Vanessa Hudgens
0:42.0	today's picks on the internet. Oh my God you guys gotta go check
0:46.7	them out Google and whatever I'm not sure any of them links too much editing skills
0:51.5	for the small agent.
0:54.0	Okay, so as many of you guys know, she released pictures in 2007,
0:58.0	and they were pretty...
1:02.0	But now, these are even better because she's... They were pretty.
1:08.0	But now these are even better because she's older and those are bigger.
1:16.7	Anyway guys, just start making a quick video saying that she is really hot and almost as dumb as a blonde no offense but go ahead google them new pictures just came out today.
1:24.0	I thought I'd make a quick video.
1:25.0	Peace guys
1:26.0	It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson
1:30.0	For Bloom AIDS.
1:31.0	Small animals such as rabbits and gerbils.
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