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🗓️ 17 December 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's all quiet in the underground bunker. |
| 0:03.8 | Doors closed. |
| 0:05.3 | Locks bolted. |
| 0:07.2 | But the great one isn't just resting on his laurels. |
| 0:10.8 | He's making sure your weekend is even better by giving you his best. |
| 0:15.6 | This is the best of Mark Lovevinc. |
| 0:20.2 | You know what I enjoy most about the weekend, ladies and gentlemen? |
| 0:25.0 | The government is shut down. |
| 0:26.8 | Ooh. |
| 0:28.0 | And notice we have like 28 national federal holidays. |
| 0:34.0 | Can I ever have enough? |
| 0:36.0 | And what happens when those holidays? |
| 0:39.0 | Ooh, the bureaucrats take a vacation. |
| 0:41.0 | The government is shut down, right? |
| 0:44.0 | So when the government shut down from Friday night to Monday morning, |
| 0:48.0 | and when the government shut down on national federal holidays, |
| 0:52.0 | nobody's squealing. |
| 0:55.0 | Act. |
| 0:58.0 | Most of us are enjoying ourselves. |
| 1:01.0 | Have you noticed, subpoenas, warrants, rarely issued on the weekend? |
| 1:08.0 | Have you noticed if you call the Department of Agriculture for some information, |
| 1:13.0 | nobody's on the other end of the phone? |
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