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The Best Cringey Gen Alpha Stories to Sleep To

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2026

⏱️ 235 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells The Best Cringey Gen Alpha Stories to Sleep To

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0:00.0

Today we got a story time of a Minecraft kid who actually thinks the Ender Dragon is real and like actually exists in real life,

0:08.0

as well as does a bunch of other stupid stuff, which is pretty funny. So yeah, sit back, relax.

0:13.0

Leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing. Not even a joke, bro. You can actually get your free nothing leaving a like.

0:19.0

And yeah, let's just jump right into it

0:21.0

so anyways right the subscriber who we're going to call kevin you know he's sending this story

0:25.4

and this happened to him when he was in third grade he's currently in sixth grade right now so

0:29.7

this was a little while ago but basically right for kevin back in third grade there's his kid

0:34.7

and we're just going to call him a Minecraft kid.

0:37.6

And I have to say this every single time because I'll always get a comment saying, oh my God, Connor, I play Minecraft. Do you hate me, man? Bro, bro, bro, bro. Do you see the background game play right now? Obviously, Minecraft's a cool game. I love that game, bro. Like, I don't play it all the time, but look, the parkour is cool.

0:56.0

Like, just going into a survival world by yourself is, like, kind of fun for a little while. Mad respect if you play Minecraft, but if you're a Minecraft kid, that's a whole different story, man. But anyways, right, so one day in third grade, there's this kid in Kevin's class, who's

1:12.0

the Minecraft kid, and I'm not going to give him a real name. I'm just going to call him

1:15.6

Minecraft kid. But anyways, right, one day at recess. At recess, right, the Minecraft kid,

1:21.8

you know, was kind of like walking around, wandering around, and Kevin was hanging out with his

1:26.1

friends. And then the Minecraft kid

1:27.8

comes up to Kevin and his friends. And they were always kind of friendly, like they weren't enemies,

1:32.7

they never fought each other or anything like that. But basically, right, the Minecraft kid wasn't

1:37.4

like boys with Kevin and his friends, so it was a little strange that he came up to them.

1:42.6

Basically, right, the Minecraft kid comes up to Kevin and his friends and says, hey, man, do you know Minecraft is real?

1:49.1

And everyone's like, bro, what do you mean by that?

1:51.8

He's like, bro, trust me on this.

1:54.7

Minecraft is actually real.

1:57.3

And they're just they're just like, dude, okay bro like what do you what do you mean by that bro

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