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the cringiest kid to exist in history... (BEST STORIES TO SLEEP TO)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 236 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells the cringiest kid to exist in history... (BEST STORIES TO SLEEP TO)

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0:00.0

Bowser is back.

0:02.0

Ha ha!

0:03.0

Everyone calm down!

0:08.0

The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom.

0:11.0

Let's go!

0:13.0

On April 1st, Toad, pack our things.

0:16.0

The galaxy is waiting.

0:20.0

Who is this? Who is this?

0:21.6

No shit.

0:22.6

So some cool dinosaur just shows up and he's now part of the group.

0:25.6

Cool.

0:26.6

The Super Mario Galaxy movie only in cinema's April 1st.

0:29.6

Today we got a story time of probably one of the cringiest Minecraft kids of all time.

0:35.6

This Minecraft kid almost burns down his entire town to protect the

0:41.0

honor, quote unquote, of Minecraft. Yeah, this is a pretty crazy one. So sit back, relax,

0:46.0

subscribe to the channel if you're new. Press the like button to claim you're free nothing.

0:50.3

And with that being said, let's jump right into it. So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Steve. I don't know why I've never called a subscriber who submitted a Minecraft story Steve before. But low-key from this point on, I want to just call them Steve or Alex because of obviously the Minecraft reference, or maybe notch. I don't know. But we're calling the subscriber who submitted this one, Steve. And so all of Steve's friends, this happened when he was in fifth grade, all of Steve's friends were pretty big of Minecraft. They really like Minecraft, right? I know when I was in fifth grade, that was my first introduction to Minecraft and it was a super freaking awesome game. You can't tell me otherwise. I mean, I'm a college student. I feel like in a lot of ways I'm an adult, but I still play the block game, man. It really does hold up. But anyways, I know when I was in fifth grade, it was just like such a cool thing, and it was such a nice thing to play with your friends. However, in Steve's neighborhood, there were a few kids that went way too far, and we're going to call them the Minecraft Kids. Maybe the title

1:45.9

this video should have been cringiest Minecraft Kids, not Minecraft Kid, of all time, but yeah,

1:52.0

we are going to go in today's story about the time that they accidentally almost burned down

1:56.2

the entire town trying to defend the honor of Minecraft. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous, which is why I

2:02.2

know you'll enjoy this story. So, yeah, anyways, right, this story happened over the summer,

2:07.9

just for context, so there's no school going on. And so all these kids really found Minecraft

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