2 Hours of Cringey Gen Alpha Kid Stories to Go to Sleep to
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 22 March 2026
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells 2 Hours of Cringey Gen Alpha Kid Stories to Go to Sleep to
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| 0:27.7 | slash setup today we have a story time of a kid who thinks of Freddie Fast Bear is real |
| 0:34.1 | in his house and out to get him yeah I'm not even. Leave a like in the video to claim your free nothing. Subscribe and let's get right into it. |
| 0:43.3 | So we're going to call the subscriber who sent in this story. We're going to call him Dylan. And by the way, I got that name from the comment section. So leave a comment down below of any names you want me to use. And this story all started one night when Dylan was babysitting this kid in his neighborhood. |
| 0:59.0 | So Dylan got to the house and, you know, the kid's mom, and we're just going to call the kid Ben |
| 1:04.0 | because I use Ben for every, like, other name. It's kind of a meme on the channel at this point. |
| 1:09.0 | Anyways, right, so the kid the kid aka ben his mom came |
| 1:12.5 | down like greeted him at the door because you know uh dylan got to the door rang the doorbell and you know |
| 1:17.8 | ben's mom greeted him and she's like oh thank you so much for coming i know this is kind of on short |
| 1:22.3 | notice but i really really do appreciate it uh all you got to do is just like hang out with you know |
| 1:27.1 | ben's already been fed you don't have to give him dinner all you got to do is just like hang out with, you know, Ben's already been |
| 1:28.5 | fed. You don't have to give him dinner. All you got to do is just hang out with him for a couple hours. His bedtime is at nine. And afterwards, just kind of stay in the house till we get back, which is going to be around like 11 or so. And I really, really do appreciate this. And Dylan's like, oh, it's no problem at all. |
| 1:44.7 | Like, you know, Ben's a great kid. |
| 1:46.3 | Because this is like the second or third time. so and I really, really do appreciate this. And Dylan's like, oh, it's no problem at all. |
| 1:44.6 | Like, you know, Ben's a great kid because this is like the second or third time that Dylan has |
| 1:49.4 | babysat for Ben. Ben's mom is friends with Dylan's mom. They're not like super close, but they're |
| 1:54.9 | friendly enough, right? So anyways, right, you know, it's kind of like a routine babysitting |
| 1:59.7 | gig. And sure enough, Ben's |
| 2:01.4 | bomb leaves to go do whatever she's going to go ahead and do. And it's time for Dylan to start |
| 2:07.1 | babysitting Ben at this point. And, you know, it's pretty normal in the very beginning. Things are |
| 2:11.9 | kind of chilling until things start to get a little bit weird. So for some reason, I don't remember |
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