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The Bert Show Unmasks The Dark Side Of MASCOTS!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Intern Sadie's story of creeping on the field in her mascot costume inspired Kristin! Today we're unmasking the dark side of MASCOTS and we’ve got a professional on the line…former Auburn mascot Trey Humphreys shares his craziest story HERE!

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0:00.0

Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

0:02.6

Wow, that was a quick flight.

0:04.4

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

0:07.8

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

0:10.2

Me neither.

0:12.5

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

0:16.1

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

0:19.6

What have you done?

0:21.9

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

0:23.8

Book an eye test online.

0:25.3

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

0:28.1

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

0:32.3

Hey, the bird show.

0:33.9

I still can't put it together from last night when we did the improv show with Dad's Garage,

0:38.8

but there was a gravitational pull, obviously, for all of us, for even more attention than we

0:43.6

were going to. So we get to Dad's Garage, and if you don't know, we did this improv show last night,

0:49.5

and the money was raised for Birch's Big Adventure, sold out in like two days. We had about 200 people

0:54.8

there. Das Garage, been in Atlanta for 30 years doing improv, fantastic place. We weren't going to

1:00.8

fail, right? So we get there and these guys have reserved the front row for the Birch show. So when we're

1:09.3

not on stage and in the X, we are just right there on stage.

1:14.9

So if they bring us up, we can just rent right up there on stage.

1:17.6

It says, reserve, reserve, reserve, reserve, reserve, reserve, reserve, right?

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