Hey, the bird show.

The stakes are so high this weekend for our listener, Haley.

If you peek into the future, one of her best friends might be thanking her for the rest of her life if this works out.

If it ends up terribly, she may lose this friend forever because she wants to set up a friend on a date this weekend without

the friend actually knowing she's on a date.

Haley, good morning.

You are on the bird show.

Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

Okay, so tell us about your friend and what is your evil yet kind plan to try to get her linked up.

Oh, okay.

So I am trying to decide if I'm either a genius or a horrible friend.

You know, my best friend, let's call her Sarah, she's in a major dating dry smile, right?

She's smart.

She's gorgeous.

She's hilarious.

But dating apps and setups have been a major total no-go for her.

She's tried them before and neither gets ghosted, unmatched or has to endure like awkward dinner dates with guys.

She has zero connection with, which is horrible.

Abby, you don't know what that's like, do you?

I'm sitting here and it's like you're just describing my life.

I'm like, are we friends?

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