The Bert Show Reveals Exactly What They’re Looking For In A Perfect Partner!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 24 June 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.1 | How healthy is your relationship? |
| 0:03.6 | There is a math equation that might tell you if you guys are going to make it or not. |
| 0:07.9 | Is it the perfect relationship or not? |
| 0:10.2 | And it comes from a movie, yeah? |
| 0:11.5 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:12.0 | So I'm really bad at math because I went to art school. |
| 0:16.7 | And I failed art school math. |
| 0:20.2 | Do you know how easy art school math is? |
| 0:22.7 | Hayden did the same thing. |
| 0:24.0 | Same school you're talking about. |
| 0:25.2 | He sure did. |
| 0:26.1 | It was hard. |
| 0:27.0 | When you say math, was it like calculus or algebra or was it just? |
| 0:31.1 | No. |
| 0:32.0 | It's like if you have two microphones on the left side of the stage and two microphones |
| 0:35.9 | on the right side, How many do you have? |
| 0:37.6 | And he still messed it up. |
| 0:39.1 | It was counting crowds. |
| 0:41.0 | Red plus blue equals purple. |
| 0:43.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.2 | But you know what I do know? |
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