Is He An A-Hole For Abandoning His Lady On Vacation?
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 24 June 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.5 | I got your back. |
| 0:02.4 | I always got your back when you're in that relationship, right? |
| 0:05.2 | That's what makes it such a great relationship. |
| 0:07.5 | So why are you abandoning your lady? |
| 0:09.8 | I think I'm a need to support on this one because I felt horrible after I did this, but I feel like I did what needed to be done. |
| 0:16.2 | So when I'm traveling, my travel experience has always seemed to go one way or the other. |
| 0:20.6 | They either are like perfect, absolutely smooth, no issues whatsoever, or anything that can go wrong goes wrong. |
| 0:26.9 | I've always had this theory when it comes to traveling that generally, for me, the first leg of your trip is going to tell you how the rest of the trip is going to go. |
| 0:37.8 | If your first leg is easy, the rest of the trip is easy. |
| 0:41.2 | Something goes wrong on that first leg. |
| 0:43.7 | Better watch out. |
| 0:44.5 | See, I have a difference of opinion because if something goes wrong, then I feel like we got it out |
| 0:48.2 | the way, the rest is going to be smooth sailing. |
| 0:50.0 | I feel the exact same way. I feel like all of my best trips have had like a slow, weird start. |
| 0:54.5 | But then by the end we're like, look at how far we've come. |
| 0:57.2 | So maybe I need to adjust my mindset because I typically have Byrd's mindset. |
| 1:01.0 | And that's exactly how it went on this trip. |
| 1:03.0 | Because going to Ecuador, I had a direct flight. |
| 1:06.0 | It was perfect. |
| 1:06.8 | Coming back, we couldn't do that so i had to have two flights which anytime i have to take more than one flight i feel like there's more room for error and the first flight out the gate was an issue |
| 1:15.1 | because it got delayed and i didn't have any room for error in catching that second flight so we |
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