Get it, the virtue. Hey, if you have ever participated in any kind of sports at all and

suffer through a miserable season, you know that all you need sometimes is just a little

support. What is the worst team? Did you play team sports?

I was a cheerleader, so yes, but no. We weren't going up against people. Did you have to cheer

for a team that totally and completely sucked? Yes, we were horrible. We were a middle class

white people team in suburban America. Like, we were awful.

I've had to sit through a winless baseball season, 22 games where we went O and 22.

But the worst part of it is our manager quit after the third week and no fathers would volunteer.

And for whatever reason, my dad decided that was going to be the time we were going to connect.

So he stepped up and he knew nothing about baseball.

Like even my friends at the end of the season were like, why did your dad volunteer?

We're O and 22. It's your dad's fault. And he was trying to do like a decent thing for the only

time of his father. Have you ever sat through one of the seasons? Not a not a winless season.

So I was fortunate to be on a really good middle school basketball team. And then in high school,

we were decent. However, my senior year, we had lost some key players, so we weren't as good.

And I remember at the basketball banquet, because you got like a, you ended up getting like a

some kind of paperwork with everybody's stats in it and all that stuff and some pictures and

highlights of the season. And on the very front of it was a saying our coach, coach Cole,

what her husband told her. And he goes, you can't make chicken salad out of chicken.

S. We turned into chicken salad by the end of the season.

Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. Actually, we were pretty, we were pretty decent. I mean,

we never won like a major like, I think we ended up advancing to regionals from district,

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